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About author

Reviews

A few notes about the reviews:

I primarily use these services like I would a video-game, or Table-Top Boardgame/Roleplaying game. As such, my reviews do reflect this. If/when I review a companion-service, bear this in mind, that I do not care about “does it feel like a girlfriend”, as much as; “does it fulfill the role I have specified.”

Note:

These are not professional reviews, they are my personal thoughts about the services. I found professional reviews in the space to be poorly written advertisements at best, or affiliate-link shilling at worst, and decided, “people deserve better”, and since no one did a bender and decided to make their own with blackjack and hookers, I guess it was up to me, though sadly without the hookers and blackjack.

Scoring:

I use a 0-3 scoring system. Think of it like an slight extended Steam-review:

0: Yeah, no. 1: Not recommended. 2: Recommended if it suits what you need. 3: heavily recommended.

Updates:

I do use some of these services myself and may notice new features added etc. In such a case I may place an update section at the top highlighting the new features, rather than attempt to rewrite the review.

Referal Code / Links:

The reviews have no referal codes or referal links. You’re given the direct homepage link.

Sponsored Reviews:

None. If there ever were to come such a time, I will flag and make it impossible to miss it has been sponsored, you can read more about my 3 rules on sponsorship at the about author section, but TL:DR; No one can pay for a good review.

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